Monster Spray - Lavender Linen & Room Spray

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Our Monster Spray gets the monsters out of your closet and out from under your bed! Guaranteed* to repel monsters, zombies, witches, gremlins, trolls, ogres, and all sorts of other spooky creatures, this lightly lavender-scented room and linen spray will help put your kids' mind at ease for a peaceful night's sleep. If you have kids who are afraid of the dark, this is a fun way for the child to get rid of the monsters before going to bed at night. Works for adults, too!

At a Glance:

    • Repels monsters and other things that go bump (or boo!) in the night!*
    • Made with natural lavender essential oil — known to be universally hated by monsters, of course!* — to promote relaxation and peaceful sleep.
    • Easy to use: just spray on bedding and/or a few sprays around the room.
    • So gentle, it won't stain your linens.
    • Works for adults, too!

Directions for Use:

    • Spray on sheets/comforters at bedtime to create an impenetrable barrier against all manner of monster attack and incursion.*
    • Give a spritz or two around the room for good measure.
    • Sleep peacefully!

*These claims have not been evaluated or verified by the FDA, the FBI, the CIA, the CDC, the DoJ, the Illuminati, or any other agency or organization.


8oz bottle.
Cruelty-Free/Not tested on animals
Tested on family & friends instead!
Made in Cape May, NJ, by A Place on Earth


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  • 5
    Monster Spray

    Posted by Liana on 9th Jul 2022

    Love this product! One of the first I ever bought from A Place on Earth, and I keep coming back.

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